Please Do Disturb – The Sexiest Hotel in Africa

Nakedness at the pool is encouraged, a Please Do Disturb sign on your door, a naughty party to attend in the evening… not very common words to put in a hotel ad, but Epicure Club isn’t like all the other hotels in Cape Town. And I am happy to put these uncommon words out there, because this hotel should be on your naughty bucket list right now!

All Year Round

Epicure Club is a 4-star Adult Only Hotel, perched on top of a mountain in the beautiful Hout Bay area, just outside of Cape Town. Summers are hot and winters can be hot too if you are up for the Hedonistic lifestyle that comes with this stunning hotel. Because yes, yes, oh yes, don’t we all want an escape from our busy lifestyle. At least I do!

While we human beings are so cramped for time nowadays, I would strongly suggest to spend a minimum of two nights at the hotel, preferably over the weekend, so you can catch one of the kinky parties happening in the lounge of the hotel. But if you have a bit more time, stay longer, so you can fully immerse yourself in the beauty of Cape Town and surroundings.

While I know Epicure Club very well and have tested the beds myself on multiple occasions, I still do fancy a weeklong stay, just enjoying the big lawn, massive pool and quietness of naked skin around you. Finally time to catch up on some Kamasutra Yoga or the latest porn movies.

Amenities and services

The five spacious suites with en-suite bathroom all come with double beds, lounge area, massive bathroom, plugs for your sex toys and a little patio that lead on to the pool area. A decent breakfast will be served in the late mornings, with a Special of the Day for possible hangovers.

Open-minded places like this can best be enjoyed with company, that you can obviously bring along or order from the hotel’s menu list. Because sensual massages and high class companions are just a call away.

This kinky travel agent is happy to advise you on your stay, possible parties and all the other pleasures that come with Epicure Club. A combo with a Big 5 safari in Africa will make you never want to leave this continent again. Find me on!